I don’t believe in sexuality. When I fall in love, I fall in love with the person, not with their crotch.
Marilyn Manson (via virtual-fakeman)

Good for you. Want a cookie

Attract them by the way you live.
Saint Augustine (via poetisch)
princessvixel:

thatisnotahat:

I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.

damn

princessvixel:

thatisnotahat:

I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.

damn

sometimesquicklysometimesslowly:

You melt the ice in my veins. ❄️💙❄️ Thanks @scott_myrick et all for nominating me for ALS #IceBucketChallenge photo by: @matthewchauncey (at Donate www.alsa.com)


😦

sometimesquicklysometimesslowly:

You melt the ice in my veins. ❄️💙❄️ Thanks @scott_myrick et all for nominating me for ALS #IceBucketChallenge photo by: @matthewchauncey (at Donate www.alsa.com)

😦

curious-cunt:

Ha!


AHAHAHAHA

curious-cunt:

Ha!

AHAHAHAHA

Fuck up your sleeping schedule with me so i know it’s real. 

Today’s feels: pissed off as fuckkkkkk.

obi-wanker-nobi:

dobies-secret-joffrey-rp-blog:

familiaralien:

the-treble:

He tries so hard no to say, “A big black cock.” Only 15 seconds. Worth the watch.

why does this have so few notes?

omg i came for the big black cock and got a lot more than i expected

I’VE ONLY EVER SEEN THIS IN GIF FORM BUT THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE VIDEO EVER